Spam killer run.
|20200401 14:50||Alaska Paul||Good to see you up again, Badanov.|
"The police are not here to create disorder, they're here to preserve disorder."
Richard Daley, former Chicago mayor
|20200401 12:27||Alaska Paul||Congradulations, Grandpa Glenmore! I have six grandchildren, and one more scheduled for June.|
|20200401 12:26||Alaska Paul||On the malaprop front:|
"I love you more than life itself," she said with a voice full of emulsion.
|20200401 10:32||Deacon Blues||I thought you already were, AP.|
|20200331 17:35||Frank G||Congrats!|
|20200331 15:42||Glenmore||I am a grandpa again!|
|20200331 11:35||Alaska Paul||May I join the Society of the Dubble Meaning now?|
|20200331 10:10||Deacon Blues||Love it, AP!|
|20200330 19:59||SteveS||> "Is anyone in the O-Club considered to be corrigible? |
If corrigible/incorrigible is one of those deals like flammable/inflammable, then the answer is yes. If not, then the answer is yes.
|20200330 19:12||Alaska Paul||What happens when you eat too many spaghetti-o's? You have a vowel movement.|
|20200330 19:09||Alaska Paul||Good one, Deacon? How about this?|
A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."
|20200330 17:40||Skidmark||Well, the aquarium pump concept was good but the pilot failed to launch.|
I found a recipe for hand sanitizer at the liquor store today and it looked so good, well without the soap, I thought "why waste it on hands!"
Bong breathing is now in the concept workshop.
|20200330 17:29||Deacon Blues||I ran out of toilet paper and began using lettuce. That's just the tip of the iceburg. Results romaine to be seen.|
|20200330 17:23||Dave D.|
"Is anyone in the O-Club considered to be corrigible? I yam doing a survey."
If I were corrigible I wouldn't have stuck around here for 18 years.
|20200330 17:02||Deacon Blues||I wanted to go to Wal Mart and was told all I needed was a face mask and gloves. They lied. I needed clothes, too.|
|20200330 16:04||Alaska Paul||Like Jimmy Durante used to say, "Everybody wants to get into the act!!"|
|20200330 08:46||Deacon Blues||As they say around here, it's a compelshun.|
|20200330 03:40||Grunter||I’m corrugated and corruptible.|
|20200330 03:30||Skidmark||Ah'm inflammable...|
|20200329 19:22||Alaska Paul||Is anyone in the O-Club considered to be corrigible? I yam doing a survey.|
|20200329 18:08||Alaska Paul||Glenmore---population densities in epidemiology seem to be analogous to cross sections in fission (nuclear physics).|
|20200329 11:13||Glenmore||Got to looking at the data on this Wuhan Flu & a couple of things came to mind. 1) Despite what people keep saying, the growth rate cannot be exponential, because there is a limit to its growth - the growth rate must eventually fall as the total population gets infected. 2) It reminds me of nuclear fission reaction - needs a high enough population density for a virus particle (neutron) to interact with a vulnerable person (fissionable atom); thus the higher growth rates in places of higher population densities (cities, especially public transit focussed cities) , especially vulnerable population densities like nursing homes, Italy and Iran.|
|20200328 10:22||Dave D.||I like being incorrigible. It feels good!|
|20200328 10:00||trailing wife||You lot are incorrigible. :-) |
|20200327 19:59||Dave D.|
I value tradition, Deacon, so I'm staying on the same end of the couch I've always sat on.
|20200327 19:40||Glenmore||I see some 9000 retired medical personnel have responded to the call for assistance; as retired commissioned officers couldn't they be called back to active duty involuntarily? Or is that what they mean was done?|
|20200327 17:54||Deacon Blues||I promised myself I would do things differently today so I'm sitting on the other end of the couch.|
|20200326 20:21||Skidmark||It's all based on body demand and lung capacity|
This device is NOT FDA certified nor Rantburg recommended.
But it will give one overpressure @3000cc of air/min for $14.00. Just about the trickle of O2 one gets from a nose tube. If you add nose tubes.
X-peer-I-meant underway, if you don't hear from me. I may require more air than a bubblestone.
|20200326 19:56||Skidmark||Here are some specifications on a CPAP fan, Skidmark.|
Sufficiently vague specifications, AP.
|20200326 19:24||Alaska Paul||Oh Gawd, Deacon, yer killin' me!|
|20200326 16:47||Deacon Blues||I just noticed two large bumps on my car battery so I had it tested. One came back positive. I hope it's not terminal.|
|20200326 16:44||Deacon Blues||Finland has closed it's border. No one is allowed to cross the Finnish line.|
|20200326 16:34||Deacon Blues||I tried making hand sanitizer. It came out as jello shots.|
|20200326 09:44||Deacon Blues||Good one, Steve S!!|
|20200325 22:58||SteveS||That Deacon! He's a self-propelled, belt-fed PunPocalypse. He could make a pun on any subject. Except Queen Elizabeth. The Queen is not a subject.|
|20200325 15:11||Glenmore||"It is just a matter of time before congress critters all come down with the disease." |
You say that like it's a bad thing...
|20200325 14:31||Dave D.||Deacon is out of control!|
|20200325 13:10||Deacon Blues||The pundemic will continue.|
|20200325 13:09||Deacon Blues||Two aliens in the future. One asked the othe, "What happened to the human race". The other said, "They used too much toilet paper and wiped themselves out".|
|20200325 13:08||Deacon Blues||I ran out of toilet paper so I started using old newspapers. The Times are tough.|
|20200325 10:17||Deacon Blues||Lincoln described how democrats used to place the blame on republicans: “a highwayman holds a pistol to my ear, and mutters through his teeth, ‘Stand and deliver [give me your money], or I shall kill you, and then you will be a murderer!’”|
|20200324 18:58||Deacon Blues||What do clouds wear under their clothes? Thunderpants|
|20200323 18:10||Alaska Paul||However, Skidmark, I think that a muffin fan will do the trick. Occam's razor and all that.|
|20200323 18:06||Alaska Paul||Here are some specifications on a CPAP fan, Skidmark.|
|20200323 01:44||Skidmark||Of course my PC is 11 years old and doesn't have a CPU temp sensor for the fan. Some, I suppose can be disabled in the boot bios to run at full speed.|
|20200323 01:37||Skidmark||AP, I was thinking to funnel-up the fan on my PC because I spend so much time here, then a 3/8 hose on the funnel throat to my nose.|
Anybody on a sleep apnea compressor already has a solution.
|20200321 10:46||Deacon Blues||Maybe the census should be postponed until after the pandemic.|
|20200321 00:12||Skidmark||and a funnel|
gives you a air concentrator.
|20200321 00:12||Skidmark||A computer 'muffin' fan|
|20200320 23:26||SteveS||Lots of sassy comments in the 'Burg.|
It is a good day to snark.
|20200320 18:16||Skidmark||I must be hungover.|
Ah've got a angry, apathetic cloud in my head.
|20200319 11:35||Deacon Blues||Thanks for the information, Frank.|
|20200318 07:47||trailing wife||Good morning, all! Welcome to the first Wednesday of The Distancing.|